This is to serve as an apology to John Cordova, ex-sous chef of the world famous Hobbit restaurant. He did not steal or misplace, or run over with his car, my copy of Pete Yorn's album, Music for the Morning After. It is a regretable fact of my nature that I have a strong tendancy to blame those close to me when I lose things. This instance is no exception to that rule. I found the CD under my car seat today.

With that said, I now take back all the nasty things I've said about John; that he's a clepto, that there's a reason why I never have any whiskey in my cupboard, etc.

Forgive me.